Video

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(via grantire)

Source: dualchainz
Text

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

image

image

image

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

image

image

this week on: britan thinks its special

(via xoxomarynguyen)

Source: cumber-bitches
Quote

"

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

"

- (via condom)

(via xoxomarynguyen)

Source: meri-juana
Photo

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

(via xoxomarynguyen)

Source: followmeonmiraguey
Text

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via xoxomarynguyen)

Source: legendxofxzach
Chat
  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
Source: averagefairy
Photo Set

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar
Text

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

image

(via hauntedguy)

Source: theannieplanet
Text

kageboonshin:

best part of 2013 image

worst part of 2013image

(via departured)

Source: kageboonshin
Photo Set
Text

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

image

Read More

(via avenger-of-time)

Source: jaymhensley
Quote

"What she really craved was a connection. That feeling you got when you knew you were supposed to be with someone."

- J. Sterling, In Dreams (via lovefoundinwaves)

(via usotsuki-san)

Source: simply-quotes
Photo Set
Photo Set

charlesoberonn:

mallius:

"We haven’t escaped the madness — it simply wears a new face, now."

This is a fandom about a bunch of guys playing video games

(via hauntedguy)

Source: mallius
Photo Set

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

(via cullthemeek)

Source: tastefullyoffensive