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pablothecoati:

cheethos:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Stop right there, Satan.

Brilliant

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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woodmeat:

my name is timmy turner and i

peed in the ball pit at dashcon

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troyesivanandstarbucks:


I have never related so much to something.

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

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crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

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"I told God a lot about you, then I cried."

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sexaulity:

this is some guro shit right here

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hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

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sebaestans:

there’s Sebstan working out

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then there’s Sebstan working out

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kuinexs:

Christopher Mckenney surrealist photography.

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upallnightogetloki:

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

I NEED THIS!!

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blackedlip:

These two lazy shits.

blackedlip:

These two lazy shits.

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the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

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